INCREDIBLE ACTS OF STUPIDITY

REPORTING ON STUPID AND FUNNY STUFF THAT HAPPENS WHILE WE'RE NOT LOOKING!

This page last updated 11/12/00

FUNNY (AND OCCASIONALLY SICK) THINGS TO AMUSE THE BRAIN:

• The 2000 Florida Presidential Ballot

• Bruce Cameron's "The 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter"  

• The Flying Penguin's Unofficial Elian Gonzalez Humor page  

• Beer & Weather Balloons do NOTMix! (A Darwin Awards Contender) 

• Official Darwin Awards Homepage

• The Maxim Girl Friend Remote Control  

• On the corner of Semen and Cumming  

• The Ultimate iMac Accessory: The iBrator!  

• Worker's Compensation for Masturbating?  

• The New Windows 2000 Microsoft Keyboard  

• F-15 versus Police Cruiser (I fought the Law and the Law lost...)

• Microsoft Corporation 1978 Photo (actual company photo) 

• Turned on Biker

• Power Cord Sex

• Limited Edition Flying Penguin Computer!  

• Great Beer Quotes

• Tired Sperm (Cartoon)

• Shoot Me Up Elmo Doll!

• The iMac Toilet

• The Millenium Bug Strikes! (Cartoon)

• Starr Wars Poster (in a white house far, far away...) - Nice piece of artwork!

• Helpdesk Request Form

• Monica Lewinski Doll?

• Oral Sex on a Trampoline

• First reported case of Death by Viagra!

• Lee Harvey Oswald Rock Star Conspiracy Theory?

• Road-Kill Photo (the ultimate "It Ain't My Job!" statement)

• Beer Drinking Frequently Asked Questions

• Flying Penguin's Good Jokes Page

• Stupid News Stories

• Stupid News Headlines

• NEWS FLASH! Microsoft buys the Roman Catholic Church!

• 100 Reasons why Star Trek's Captain Kirk is better than Captain Picard...

• Funny Star Trek Photos...

• Photographic proof of Life on Mars!

• Official Fart Definitions

• A Poem About the O.J. Trial in the style of Dr. Suess (courtesy Dr. Prozak's Psycho Friends Network)

• The Lawyer Jokes Page - Pick on the people you love to hate!

• The Star Trek Writer's Construction Kit (Featuring the AutoTechnoBabble Module and the Excitment Removal Wizard)

• What if Data (from "Star Trek: The Next Generation") was MS Windows compliant?

• The newly revised and ultra-simplified 1997 IRS 1040 tax return

• Stupid and Never Before Heard Star Trek Lines (Updated 1/8/97)

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